Post by HCR¬Ɗẩᴙᴷ on Jan 14, 2011 19:04:42 GMT -6
Since our wonderful, intelligent former leader Shabah insists on making "secret" accounts to spy on us, here's a top-ten list of how to spot him. Even though a complete idiot could.
The Council already knows this, so this is mainly for newer members. I'd also say it was a guide for Shabah to help fix his most annoying problems, but he's too stupid.
And Silent, don't give me shit for this. We both know that Shabah is more annoying than cool.
The first five are probably the biggest indicators.
1. He says "fock"
2. His grammar is EXACTLY the same (rearranging sentences, talking smart but using the wrong words, etc.)
3. He kisses Shabah's ass (trust me, only Shabah would do this)
4. He thinks Shabah was a good leader (again, only Shabah would)
5. He talks shit and then says "Shabah made me do it" (Flo always did that)
6. He says "man" or "dude" every other sentence (not too big of a deal, but Shabah is the only other one that does that around here)
7. He knows about a bunch of shit that happened BEFORE he was here
8. He's also an idiot (again, it still counts)
9. His IP is always either exactly the same or similar (the first 1 or 2 numbers usually mean the same ISP/city)
10. Shabah has done this EXACT same thing before and therefore will do it again, because he's TOO DAMNED STUPID to listen to anyone.
The reason that spotting a Shabah-clone is important is because Shabah tries to trick people into thinking he's right by using the fake accounts to kiss his ass. Therefore, DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE FAKE ACCOUNTS. Or Shabah, for that matter.
The Council already knows this, so this is mainly for newer members. I'd also say it was a guide for Shabah to help fix his most annoying problems, but he's too stupid.
And Silent, don't give me shit for this. We both know that Shabah is more annoying than cool.
The first five are probably the biggest indicators.
1. He says "fock"
2. His grammar is EXACTLY the same (rearranging sentences, talking smart but using the wrong words, etc.)
3. He kisses Shabah's ass (trust me, only Shabah would do this)
4. He thinks Shabah was a good leader (again, only Shabah would)
5. He talks shit and then says "Shabah made me do it" (Flo always did that)
6. He says "man" or "dude" every other sentence (not too big of a deal, but Shabah is the only other one that does that around here)
7. He knows about a bunch of shit that happened BEFORE he was here
8. He's also an idiot (again, it still counts)
9. His IP is always either exactly the same or similar (the first 1 or 2 numbers usually mean the same ISP/city)
10. Shabah has done this EXACT same thing before and therefore will do it again, because he's TOO DAMNED STUPID to listen to anyone.
The reason that spotting a Shabah-clone is important is because Shabah tries to trick people into thinking he's right by using the fake accounts to kiss his ass. Therefore, DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE FAKE ACCOUNTS. Or Shabah, for that matter.